
Pandas rule the earth, but then they swam down until lions wearing underwear with two atomic alligators. They danced wildly and noisy. Then a big noise was kissing. The devil wears wheat bread and eats tofu. Then suddenly an elephant tried to have wrestling party with the big penguin who didn't even smile and laugh. After a huge fight, the elephant burst out laughing. When they became evil, the secret panda dictator showed up. The elephant had left a ton of brand new laptops to use. They found worthy lions in the Japanese Earth complex. Aaron took a laptop. But he accidentally tripped on the lion's tail. The laptop blew away and broke the panda's watch! He got mad and punched Aaron, but Aaron took an Oreo and flung it across at the big-headed pen. Apocalypse had pooped outside the Japanese region until Aaron took the sword of Hatena and killed the lion. Then Ace Spades cried wolf about CHAOS' sheep Flipnotes being scary after he cried potato. They took a yellow DSi that could be fat and ugly like a trash heap. MachoNacho had helped Lady Gaga kill fred from Flipnote Hatena, but failed.The panda killed a nacho chip and screamed chaos.Then, MachoNacho and CHAOS ate Lady Gaga.The lions didn't like it because kitties rule Lady Gaga. CHAOS then slapped my cheese. Lady Gaga slapped Ace Spades and burped in CHAOS' bra. Aaron sang the National Anthem in Japanese. But fred from Hatena said "Besides, I am Boss' biggest fan." Anyway, lets crap chunks of Hatena kitty!
"It's very... very hard," fred said.
MachoNacho then grabbed a piece of Hatena and tossed a banana at Mr. Bean.
"Thanks Captain Underpants!" fred said.
Then killer FlipnoteReed implanted bugs on Hatena Haiku and Pikachu zapped Hatena staff on Friday night while he choked watching toilets on ice. Women started showing the energy of Weetabix. Potatoes exploded on Friday the 13th of April when Golden Nuggets annihilated Weegee. Then magical Charizards stir-fried Jigglypuff with Robotnik's liverwurst fried PINGAS. Yams are seizing all life-forms to celebrate Panda Day! Then, FlipnoteReed died by water then everyone died. Except borisduck and GIZMO. Then FlipnoteReed jumped on Youtube poop it shot SPECTRE in a fake-looking stereo.
"I brushed Blofeld's crazzy cat many times." FlipnoteReed screamed.
"Ok, but chainsaws can cut some beans for my wife!"
Being stupid, ptrgirl breathed banana milkshakes up a straw while injecting anthrax into Kita's stupid ears bloated toasters, and kicked volleyballs at Godzilla