3-line serial story of Hateneans, for Hatenenans, by Hateneans

"But, we'll worry about that tomorrow.
Tonight, we celebrate! Let the feast begin!!"
When Master Kondo raised his staff, great amount of food appeared on the empty plates on the tables.

"Yes, I know. They have every right to live, but...
Maybe, if we ask B company to reverse A-Train track,
we might be able to provide enclosed dimension for the virus to thrive without interfering us..." Master Kondo pondered aloud.

Tetsu want waterproof-type gizmo!
then take the A-TRAIN to "B company".
recalling memory of their presence, declares: "I do not feel good about virus. Even if they belong to evolution."

"What was that, Master Kondo?" asked one of the villagers with a trembling voice.
"That must be," id:jkondo said thoughtfully.
"The new type of virus that I heard of at our meeting."

"Begone," id:jkondo pointed a staff in his hand to the shadow.
Immediately, the shadow shrank and disappeared.
"Well, well, this upgraded version works very well," id:jkondo lowered the staff that he had just brought back from his journey.

All of a sudden, a dark shadow appears from the bonfire.
The shadow began expanding, and tried to cover all the Hateneans gathering around the bonfire.
They were thrown into a panic, except one man - id:jkondo.

They built a huge bonfire,
in the middle of the Central Square,
where village people always had gatherings and festivals.

The village were built by a man called id:jkondo and his friends.
He had just got back from a long trip.
Hateneans were having a party on his return.

The joyful people,
who lived there were called,
Hateneans.

We have 英語三行連続小説 in Japanese Hatena Haiku. I thought it would be fun to start the spin off in this English version. It starts like this...
One upon a time,
in a land far far away in the east,
there was a small country called Hatena.